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Would You Vote Skywalker 2016?

Star Wars has taken over the box office and the 2016 presidential election. Faced with making a decision between the Jedi and the Sith, Anakin Skywalker has spurned both Obi-Wan Kenobi and Senator Palpatine to try his hands in U.S. politics. He is officially registered for the 2016 presidential election through FEC.org. Appropriately, he is running under the political committee “The Force.” We’re not kidding, see HERE!

It appears there may be some inconsistency as Darth Vader is listed as a presidential candidate as well. We have submitted a FOIA request and will keep you posted as soon as we hear back.

Would you vote for Skywalker in 2016? His expertise in the Force has helped him win many battles in his lifetime — surely, he can harness the Force to defeat ISIS swiftly. It is still unknown if the Force can penetrate and defeat Teflon Trump — he is an opponent of Skywalker’s that even this galaxy has never seen before.

 

Click here to see Anakin Skywalker’s official Federal Election Commission page.

Click here to see a Darth Vader and Donald Trump cartoon.

Again, we’re not kidding about this!

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