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5 Rejected Titles For Hillary’s New Memoir

by Bradley Matthews

In a new memoir coming out this September, Hillary Clinton asks “What Happened?” The book is Hillary’s take on the events of the 2016 election, a take that largely consists of blaming others. Comey, Russia, the patriarchy — lying Hillary spares no expense in trying to hide the depths of her failure.

It took the Clinton team a long time to settle on the very generic-sounding What Happened. CBC has managed to gain access to some of the other titles the publishers came up, the ones that got rejected. Check them out below!

  • What Difference Does It Make?
  • The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming!
  • Blame It On The Man: How the Patriarchy Kept Me Down
  • Hill-arious!: The Politically Correct Guide to Losing an Election
  • Shattered: Why the “Glass Ceiling” Didn’t Break For Me


  1. Joseph Sullivan

    Bill wakes up to this crazed face? Brrr!

    September 12, 2017,4:36 pm

  2. Steve Allen

    Not enough dead people turned out this election cycle.

    July 30, 2017,4:45 pm

  3. Chris

    Sounds more like chapters in her book than titles. She probably can knock out about 20 chapters, each detailing another excuse for losing and blaming someone else. The last chapter will be 25 blank pages, the chapter on what she did wrong. The snowflakes and far left liberal democrats will buy this book, it will be their Bible. The rest of the country, those with common sense won’t! She’ll make millions of dollars, the Clinton Crime Family rakes in more dough. Hopefully the taxpayers will get it all when she’s convicted and has too forfeit all her assets. That’s called POETIC JUSTICE!!!

    July 29, 2017,10:05 pm

  4. Joseph

    Bill, list some Trump ‘lies’ or STHU.

    July 29, 2017,5:20 pm

  5. Bill

    Cute how you Trump worshippers call Sec. Clinton “lying Hillary” when your man holds the record for constantly lying.

    July 28, 2017,11:24 am

  6. Spirit

    But it was my turn dammit!

    July 28, 2017,1:37 am

  7. Dennis Bradbury

    How about: “Guess How Many of My Friends Committed Suicide or Were Killed in a Plane Crash”?

    July 27, 2017,9:41 pm

  8. Mr. Bruce E. Ruttan

    What gave the Socialist Democratic Party of 1937 Germany the ability to win control of the government was having absolute unity in the party. Thank goodness that we don’t have to worry about that in America these days.

    July 27, 2017,7:08 pm

  9. bamasquest

    The picture associated with this web page just makes me give thanks again and again to God above that Killary did not win this past election. This picture shows what an out-of-touch, delusional, crazy, woman we were saved from by electing Trump for President instead of this witch! She has a CRAZED look on her face in so many pictures and her behavior went right along with the look on her face! She is a CRAZY woman who needs mental help! And she needs to at least be in prison for the crimes she committed of TREASON against our Country!!!

    July 27, 2017,6:17 pm

  10. ScranunSlim

    “Staying Fifty PINTS Ahead: A Personal Strategy for Handling

    July 27, 2017,6:00 pm

  11. Angelika Griffin

    ANYBODY buying this CRAP should get a GOOD whipping for being so, so STUPID….She is the WORST of the WORST, including her RADICAL Islamist/Communist partner in CRIME Ozero….!!!!

    July 27, 2017,5:59 pm

  12. Roger

    Close farmboyEsc: Liar Lair – PANTSUIT on fire!

    July 27, 2017,5:55 pm

  13. ScranunSlim

    And then Bill Said: ‘I’ve got it – I’LL TALK TO LORETTA!’

    July 27, 2017,5:49 pm

  14. Jane

    I can’t even imagine, after her whole long political career, then losing at what certainly seemed just the time for a woman to be president. But…she forgot to weigh the opposition in the scales, the opposition of all those millions who were sick and damn tired of both Hillary and BObama and everything they stood for (evil). Conservatives suffered for 8 whole years and that was enough! It should have been clear that big-time rebellion against all the wickedness was about to happen!

    July 27, 2017,5:45 pm

  15. Suzanne

    Oh how I wish this woman & her family would just go away!

    July 27, 2017,5:44 pm

  16. Sweet old Bob (S.O.B)

    “A funny thing happened on the way to the Coronation.”

    July 27, 2017,5:33 pm

  17. john Bryan

    “Well that didn’t go like i planned!”

    July 27, 2017,5:31 pm

  18. Daniel Douglas

    Cleopatra- Queen of Denial

    July 27, 2017,5:23 pm

  19. Frances Carlson

    Master of the Blame Game.

    July 27, 2017,5:21 pm

  20. Bruce Walters

    Here’s some more titles
    How I put the fun in dysfunctional.
    Spinning the wheel of blame
    Not me, I didn’t do it
    I’m not lying, honest

    July 27, 2017,5:16 pm

  21. dumbvet

    Another title, Why can I not go away!

    July 27, 2017,5:14 pm

  22. FarmboyEsq

    Or perhaps, “Liar Liar – Pants On Fire”?

    July 27, 2017,5:10 pm

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